I'm kinda stalking my ex-boyfriend!

Dear Advice Girl,

My boyfriend broke up with me and I keep calling and texting him. I’m not trying to be a stalker - I just love him with all my heart and I can’t get over him so I need help!

Signed,
   Brittany

Dear Brittany,

If your ex doesn’t like you anymore, then no amount of calling or texting is gonna bring him back. All you’re doing is annoying him (and losing your dignity in the process).

The best policy after getting dumped is to avoid your ex for a while. It makes getting over him a lot easier. (And it makes you look cool and mature, on the off chance that he wants you back.)

So put down your phone and try to get over him. He might come crawling back to you. He probably won’t. Either way, you’ll be out having fun with your friends, missing him less and less every day.