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We Broke Up Over Spilled Coffee!

Dear Advice Girl,

Even though my girlfriend and I broke up over spilled coffee, we still say that we love each other until death do us part. Is there a chance we will get back together?

Signed,
Calvin

Dear Calvin,

I wouldn't count on that "death do us part" thing playing out. If your relationship can't survive a little coffee spill, then it won't stand much of a chance when a mortgage, an illness or a couple of kids come knocking.

Since you two sound so incompatible, I'm gonna suggest that you don't get back together. You might feel love towards each other right now, but it'll wear off with a little time and distance.

And when it does, you'll get a chance to experience more relationships - ones that hopefully survive a couple more spills than your last one.

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i dont understand y ppl break up over things like that
real_team_seth_fan, 15, Buffalo, NY

i think the only thing that is keeping y'all apart is the fact that she wants more. and by more i mean, more male attension thn just from you. bc grls like to be told that they are hott or that sum1 wants 2 get w thm. &she cant do that when she's only with 1 guy @ a time(you). so give it time. y'all will be together l8r on.
scarlettalexis169, 15, Chelsea, OK

I think that's a little dramatic... spilled coffee? Drama almost never works in a relationship, my bro is getting a divorce, cuz of it.. walk away.
mokutless, 18, Thayer, MO

wow over coffee
megamee, 16, Little Sioux, IA

Ya, sure i mean breaking up over something ridiculous, there is a good chance you will get back together.
printer999, 17, Humble, TX

lol yeah its not like crying over spilled milk..people dont always cry over spilled milk..its more like this, "mother f****r!"
anonymous

i would say still be friends if you can. but don't get any hopes up if things didn't get off well the first time
kirabizarre, 16, Detroit, MI

lmao you guys broke up over spilled coffe thats hilarous
letsbang_haha, 15, Alexandria, VA

uhh... i think when he says spilled coffee he means it like an expression and not that one of them literally spilled coffee and then they broke up cuz of it (it's like don't cry over spilled milk). but, like, if u love each other why did u break up over spilled coffee?
fizzycan, 14, Boston, MA

That's ridiculous. If you can't stay together over something like spilled coffee...things are not going to work out in the long run.
acthedramaqueen, 16, Pasadena, MD

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