How Do I Tell Him I'm Better Than His GF?

Dear Advice Girl,

How do I get the guy I like to realize I'm WAY, WAY BETTER than his girlfriend? I need an answer but nobody else can help me! Hopefully you can!

Signed,
   Aubry

Dear Aubry,

Come on, stop that!

Breaking up a happy couple for selfish reasons is a serious dating felony (right up there with saying you've got three months to live just to get someone to make out with you). Leave these two alone, or you'll be daring karma to keep you single forever and ever.

If you want your crush to decide that you're way, way better than his girlfriend, you've got to let him figure it out on his own.

Besides, hating on a girl for no good reason is catty and mean, and it's no way for a mature, confident woman like yourself to act. (You are mature and confident, aren't you?)

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