My boyfriend is a vampire!

r u serious, if u r dense enuff to believe THAT then im the king of persia where are my 32 wives i ordered?!?! :)
jess_lez, 19, Olive Hill, KY

Oh no no, its all wrong. If he is a vampire, then he needs to die! Drive a wooden peg through that f'ers HEART!
standard_deviation, 18, Pensacola, FL

Lol Chicka Tell your guy to send a vampy friend my way =P
lady_nasakii, 17, Columbus, OH

just stab him in the arm with a pencil. if the wound heals up in less than 5 minutes, he's a vampire.
anonymous

wtf...yea rite... a vampire?? seriosly who believez u??NO1!!!! but i wish SOOOOOO bad edward cullen did exist!!! all the girls will go for him which means all the human guys are single and desperate for any girl, HELLO! action time! :)
twieliteroczmiesocz, 16, Yorba Linda, CA

Vampires are sexy, and my bf resembles a vampire in many ways, but he is not one, nor does he claim to be. Your bf knows their sexy, powerful, breathtaking-everything that he probably isn't. Get away, child-even if its this simple ploy to promote his sex appeal. Unless of course you like the idea, and want to play along. But let me tell ya, if I were gonna play along, he would have to pretend to be one hell of a good vampire -_-
incubus12, 21, Denver, CO

I actually believe you. If you actually sweared, then you should be serious. But to be sure, did you check his teeth?
anonymous

lies, lies, lies. shouldnt you be chilling in a hot topic somewhere?
stfu_aleesha, 15, Macon, GA

sure...
yoyoyoitsmygrill, 15, Mc David, FL

if u seriously believe that ur boyfriend is a vampire u belong in a nut house happy hunting
whatzittoya, 16, Stuart, FL