I wanna cheat on my boyfriend!

Dear Advice Girl,

Me and my boyfriend have been going out for two months, and my cousin used a screen name to see if he was cheating on me - and he’s loyal. I’m used to having cheating boyfriends, but now that I have a loyal person I want more than one boyfriend. What should I do?

Signed,
   Candice

Dear Candice,

If you respect your guy at all (and you probably don’t, since you had your cousin try to ambush him), don’t cheat on him.

All your past relationships might lead you to believe that cheating is a normal, inevitable thing. But that’s not true - there’s plenty of honest relationships out there.

If you’re not ready to be in one, then break up with your boyfriend and go solo for a while. There’s a time and a place for flirting crushing on multiple guys. It’s called being single.