Long-distance love: can it work?

Dear Advice Girl,

So I met this boy on eSPIN, and he's from the USA and I’m in England. I really like him, like, he’s extremely HOT. My friend says I should just have fun with him online but I don’t know what to do! HELP

Signed,
   Catty

Dear Catty,

Listen to your friend – she’s totally right. Wait couple decades before you use the Internet to “find your soulmate” or whatever. For now, stick to playing games, being penpals and other virtual stuff with people you don't know.

Enjoy your relationship with your hot Yankee boy for what it is: a fun, exciting learning experience that'll help you flirt with guys down the road.

But what if he’s your soulmate, right? Well, if he is, he’ll still be around a couple years from now when you’re old enough to meet up. And if you discover along the way that he’s not your soulmate (which he’s probably not), you’ve just saved yourself a whole lotta plane fare.