They're both in love with me!

Dear Advice Girl,

I am so much in love with my boyfriend, Peter. That’s all well and good.

BUT, I have two guys who both say they love me! One’s MARRIED and the other’s not right for me at all! (Boyfriend! HELLO!) Both of them are coming on to me almost constantly. How do I let them know I'm NOT INTERESTED without hurting their feelings?

Signed,
   C-Wa

Dear C-Wa,

Guess what? You can’t! So I guess you’re going to have to hurt their feelings a little.

And who cares if you do? They know you have a boyfriend, right? So why are they hitting on you? By being polite and letting them get away with it, you’re only making it worse.

Put your foot down already. Next time they try to make a move, tell them to leave you alone for good. And if that doesn’t work, sick your boy Peter on them.