I have big boobs but no BF!

Dear Advice Girl,

I'm a cool person.
I know I’m a good singer and on top of that.....
I KNOW I’M PRETTY!!
I mean I’ve had a great body since I was 11! Seriously!
I mean I have big boobs and a huge butt!!
But it seems like no guys like me.
I kinda think it’s because of the way I act.
I’m a fun person who makes a lot of jokes.
I think it’s because of the way I laugh off anything and make fun of people.
I don’t really mean to hurt anyone, and if I do I’m just poking fun.
Do you that’s it (my joking attitude)? Or do I have secret admirers?

Signed,
   Ciara

Dear Ciara,

Hm...I don’t know. You sound a little bit...conceited. No offense. And making fun of people and bragging about your boob size? That’s not really the kind of thing that attracts people.

Oh, who am I kidding. People love people who are funny and rude and talk loudly about boobs and butts. I’m sure you have lots of friends. But as for boyfriends, well, the guys might be a little intimidated by you. Believe it or not, boys can be pretty insecure about the whole dating thing, and the thought of you teasing them mercilessly for their flirting and kissing styles can scare them away.

So quit making fun of people. Not just because it’ll land you a boyfriend – but because making fun of people isn’t cool. And quit bragging about your hot bod. (It’ll seem a lot hotter if you don’t point it out to everyone.) You might not get a boyfriend right away, but you’ll be a better person. And the dating gods smile down on good people.