My boyfriend stares at my boobs!

Dear Advice Girl,

Whenever my bf and I hang out, he never makes eye contact with me. He’s always looking at my breasts. I feel like he only wants to get to 2nd base with me. What should I do?

Signed,
   Jill

Dear Jill,

The thing about breasts is, for some people (especially the folks who don’t have them), they’re kind of hard not to look at. But luckily most of those people resist the urge (or just hide it really well).

Your boyfriend, however, is not so discreet. And what’s more, he probably thinks you can’t even tell he’s doing it. So clue him in, alright? Next time you catch him, say, “Hey, I’m up here.” He’ll get totally embarrassed and snap out of it right away.

So does he want to get to second base with you? Well, of course he does. (He’s a guy, isn’t he?) But that doesn’t mean he’s going to be a jerk about it. Just know your makeout limits and don’t be afraid to put your foot down before things get too far. And if he does get aggressive, you have my permission to pick up your boobs and run far, far away.