Do Girls Fart?

Dear Advice Girl,

Do girls fart? I mean, guys always do that stuff, but I've never met a girl who actually just let it all out. I think it would be kinda hot, if she were comfortable with me.

Signed,
   Ladies' Man

Dear Ladies' Man,

Um, not to be too crude about it, but yeah, of course girls fart. What do you think our digestive systems are made out of? Daisies and cotton candy?

But you probably won't hear many of us do it, because we're trying to be polite and not appear like total stink bombs. (If only guys would follow our lead.)

We're not perfect, though. If you hang out with a girl long enough, she's bound to let one slip. I guarantee you that at least once, you'll hear your future wife cut the cheese.

Just don't expect her to do it on command. You might think it's hot, but she'll think it's totally gross.

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