astrological sign: Aquarius

feelings about religion: Religion is pretty important to me

sense of humor: Sarcastic

in conversation i tend to be: Chatty

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Dog

among friends, i'm: part of the group

to me, nothing says love like: Lifelong companionship

favorite oxymoron: Microsoft Works

turn-ons: Braininess, Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Shyness, Impulsiveness, Tattoos, Gross-out humor, Living on the edge, Public displays of affection, Family get-togethers

turn-offs: Body hair, Piercings, Muscles, Showin' the money, Power, Rowdy parties, Pants

wanted: Cool and Dangerous special someone. Ideally this person is Smooth - looking. Must be a little Humorous. I'm willing to put up with some Genius tendancies. Most importantly, I want someone who is Normal.

dream date: My date arrives wearing black. nothing but black. and the first thing they say is "I've been looking forward to this!". The date consists of going to a fancy candlelit dinner, and this perfect night ends with the sun rising.

Movies: Comedies, Classic Films, Science Fiction

Television: Late Night TV, Tivo, SciFi Network, Adult Swim

Music: Classic Rock, Classical, Country, Pop/Top 40

I Can't Go Anywhere Without: Cell Phone

Computers/Gaming: PC Gaming, Playstation 2, Wii

Sites I Visit: Facebook, MySpace, myYearbook, Quizilla, YouTube

Hobbies: Cooking, Pets/Animals, Shopping, Travel, Performance Arts, Musician, Band/Orchestra/Choir

Social Life: I need a better one - e-mail me

Sports & Recreation: Baseball, Bicycling, Football (American), Basketball, Switching remotes

Clothing/Fashion: Whatever's clean, I find clothing limiting

Politics: All over the map, Freak Party

Religion: Protestant

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