astrological sign: Capricorn

feelings about religion: Tell Later

sense of humor: Intelligent & witty

in conversation i tend to be: Chatty

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Dog

among friends, i'm: the active doer

to me, nothing says love like: Freedom

favorite oxymoron: Microsoft Works

turn-ons: Body hair, Piercings, Tattoos, Muscles, Gross-out humor, Public displays of affection, Family get-togethers

turn-offs: Braininess, Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Shyness, Impulsiveness, Hedonism, Showin' the money, Power