astrological sign: Cancer

feelings about religion: Religion is pretty important to me

closest social circle: Good 'Ol Boy/Girl

sense of humor: Goofy

in conversation i tend to be: Deep

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Dog

among friends, i'm: part of the group

to me, nothing says love like: Nights on the couch

favorite oxymoron: Instant classic

turn-ons: Sarcasm, Shyness, Impulsiveness, Muscles, Gross-out humor, Public displays of affection, Pants

turn-offs: Showin' the money, Living on the edge

wanted: Goofy and Handsome special someone. Ideally this person is Super Sized - looking. Must be a little Dirty. I'm willing to put up with some Quiet tendancies. Most importantly, I want someone who is Humorous.

dream date: My date arrives wearing nothing but a smile and the first thing they say is "I'm not late, am I?". The date consists of going to the back seat of their car, and this perfect night ends with a pile of clothes on the floor.

Movies: Comedies, Action/Blockbuster, Chick Flicks, Horror, Science Fiction

Television: Reality TV, MTV, Late Night TV, Adult Swim

Music: Classic Rock, Electronic/Techno, Hard rock/Metal, Indie Rock, Modern Rock, Punk Rock, Reggae/World

I Can't Go Anywhere Without: iPod/MP3 Player

Computers/Gaming: I have a website, Playstation 2

Hobbies: Creative writing, Reading, Crank calling, Cooking, Karaoke, Painting/Drawing/Photos, Staring out the Window, Partying, Shopping, Theatre, Travel, Poetry, Dancing, Musician, Band/Orchestra/Choir

Social Life: I have one

Sports & Recreation: Bicycling, Cheerleader!, Hanging Out in Pool Halls, Hockey, Outdoor Activities, Paintball, Skiing/Snowboarding, Skateboarding, Soccer, TPing, I exercise at the mall, Switching remotes

Clothing/Fashion: I have my own style

Politics: "Politics, Schmolitics", Freak Party

Religion: Other Christian

If you could be anywhere right now, where would it be?

If you had to go to a desert island for a long time, what one thing would you take with you?

What's your guiltiest pleasure?