astrological sign: Aries

closest social circle: Tell Later

sense of humor: Sarcastic

in conversation i tend to be: Unstoppable

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Roadkill

among friends, i'm: part of the group

to me, nothing says love like: Lifelong companionship

favorite oxymoron: Military intelligence

turn-ons: Braininess, Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Shyness, Impulsiveness, Hedonism, Piercings, Living on the edge, Public displays of affection

turn-offs: Body hair, Muscles

wanted: Breathing and Humorous special someone. Ideally this person is Cute - looking. Must be a little Dazed and confused. I'm willing to put up with some Rational tendancies. Most importantly, I want someone who is Sleep-deprived.

dream date: My date arrives wearing a microminiskirt and the first thing they say is "Hold me, I'm scared". The date consists of going to an amusement park, and this perfect night ends with a Taco Bell drive-thru run.

Movies: Horror, Science Fiction

Television: Reality TV, SciFi Network

Music: Classic Rock, Hard rock/Metal, Indie Rock, Punk Rock

I Can't Go Anywhere Without: A Police Escort

Computers/Gaming: Xbox 360

Hobbies: Reading, Staring out the Window

Social Life: I need a better one - e-mail me

Sports & Recreation: Football (American), Running/Track, Sports involving Water

Clothing/Fashion: I find clothing limiting

Religion: None

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