astrological sign: Aquarius

feelings about religion: I believe in The Force

sense of humor: Sarcastic

in conversation i tend to be: Flip

among friends, i'm: the active doer

to me, nothing says love like: Barry White

favorite oxymoron: Microsoft Works

turn-ons: Assertiveness, Piercings, Power, Living on the edge, Public displays of affection

turn-offs: Shyness, Body hair, Muscles, Gross-out humor, Family get-togethers