astrological sign: Aries

feelings about religion: I'm an agnostic

sense of humor: Sarcastic

in conversation i tend to be: Chatty

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Cat

among friends, i'm: the leader

to me, nothing says love like: Lust

favorite oxymoron: Microsoft Works

turn-ons: Sarcasm, Shyness, Piercings, Tattoos, Living on the edge, Public displays of affection

turn-offs: Body hair, Muscles, Showin' the money, Family get-togethers