astrological sign: Capricorn

feelings about religion: I'm an atheist

closest social circle: Artsy Type

sense of humor: Intelligent & witty

in conversation i tend to be: A good typist

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Unicorn

among friends, i'm: the one with the ride

to me, nothing says love like: Deep talks

favorite oxymoron: Instant classic

turn-ons: Braininess, Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Muscles, Gross-out humor, Public displays of affection, Pants

turn-offs: Impulsiveness, Piercings, Tattoos, Family get-togethers, Rowdy parties

wanted: Shrek-ish and Muslim special someone. Ideally this person is Dazed and confused - looking. Must be a little Recyclable. I'm willing to put up with some Celine Dion-obsessed tendancies. Most importantly, I want someone who is Downloadable.

dream date: My date arrives wearing a look of incredulousness and the first thing they say is "Did I mention that I forgot my wallet?". The date consists of going to a Scientology meeting, and this perfect night ends with a spirited game of bingo.

Movies: Comedies, Science Fiction

Television: Like I have time, Adult Swim

Music: Classic Rock, Classical, Electronic/Techno, Indie Rock, Jazz, Modern Rock, Elvis

I Can't Go Anywhere Without: Cell Phone, iPod/MP3 Player, A Police Escort

Computers/Gaming: Gameboy, I have a website, Playstation 2, Myspace

Sites I Visit: Facebook, MySpace, YouTube

Hobbies: Creative writing, Reading, Volunteering, Painting/Drawing/Photos, Staring out the Window, Pets/Animals, Travel, Performance Arts, Wreaking vengeance, Poetry, Dancing, Musician, Academics/Honor Society

Social Life: I need a better one - e-mail me

Sports & Recreation: Tennis

Clothing/Fashion: Whatever's clean

Politics: Liberal

Religion: Buddhist, atheist, Other, None

If you could meet anyone in history, who would it be?

What's the weirdest thing about you?

Who do you consider the sexiest human on the planet?

Can I borrow some cash?

You're not going out in public dressed like that, are you?

What kind of stuff usually shows up in your dreams?