astrological sign: Aquarius

feelings about religion: I consider myself spiritual but not into organized religion

sense of humor: Sarcastic

in conversation i tend to be: Loud & brash

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Love many animals

among friends, i'm: the leader

to me, nothing says love like: A new gun rack

favorite oxymoron: Jumbo shrimp

turn-ons: Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Shyness, Piercings, Tattoos, Gross-out humor, Power, Living on the edge, Public displays of affection, Rowdy parties

dream date: My date arrives wearing a halter top and cutoffs and the first thing they say is "Let's rock!". The date consists of going to a sports bar, and this perfect night ends with whatever makes sense at the time....

Movies: Comedies, Action/Blockbuster, Chick Flicks, Horror

Television: MTV, American Idol, Tivo, Adult Swim

Music: Classic Rock, Country, Hard rock/Metal, Modern Rock, Punk Rock

I Can't Go Anywhere Without: Cell Phone, Sidekick

Computers/Gaming: PC Gaming, Gameboy, Xbox, Playstation 2, Myspace, PS3, Xbox 360

Sites I Visit: Facebook, MySpace, YouTube

Hobbies: Creative writing, Crank calling, Cooking, Karaoke, Painting/Drawing/Photos, Staring out the Window, Partying, Musician

Social Life: I have one, Social Life Freak Show

Sports & Recreation: Football (American), Extreme Sports, Hanging Out in Pool Halls, Outdoor Activities, Paintball, Skiing/Snowboarding, Skateboarding, TPing, Exercise/Cardio/Weights, Switching remotes

Clothing/Fashion: I have my own style, Whatever's clean

Politics: All over the map, "Politics, Schmolitics"

Religion: Other Christian, Other

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