astrological sign: Scorpio

feelings about religion: Religion is one of the most important things in my life

closest social circle: Jock

sense of humor: Sarcastic

in conversation i tend to be: Loud & brash

turn-ons: Braininess, Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Shyness, Impulsiveness, Hedonism, Body hair, Muscles, Gross-out humor, Showin' the money, Power

turn-offs: Piercings, Tattoos, Public displays of affection, Family get-togethers, Rowdy parties, Pants

dream date: My date arrives wearing a strapless gown and the first thing they say is "Uh... is this the right house?". The date consists of going to a Scientology meeting, and this perfect night ends with boot camp.

Television: American Idol, Tivo, ESPN/Sports

Music: Goth/Industrial, Hard rock/Metal

Computers/Gaming: Gamecube

Sites I Visit: hi5, Tagged

Hobbies: Reading, Staring out the Window

Social Life: I don't have one

Sports & Recreation: Switching remotes

Clothing/Fashion: I find clothing limiting

Politics: Freak Party

Religion: Jewish, Other

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Where do you see yourself in 10 years?

Who's your favorite Saturday Night Live cast member of all time?

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