astrological sign: Aries

feelings about religion: Bad Religion's a good band

sense of humor: Playful

in conversation i tend to be: Flip

pet-wise, i'm a ____ person: Dog

among friends, i'm: the one with the ride

to me, nothing says love like: Lifelong companionship

favorite oxymoron: Compassionate conservative

turn-ons: Braininess, Assertiveness, Sarcasm, Shyness, Impulsiveness, Hedonism, Muscles, Gross-out humor, Power, Living on the edge, Public displays of affection, Family get-togethers, Rowdy parties

turn-offs: Body hair, Piercings, Tattoos, Showin' the money

dream date: My date arrives wearing a T-shirt and jeans and the first thing they say is "I'm ready for FUN, how about you?". The date consists of going to dinner and a movie, and this perfect night ends with an agreement for another date.